Well, my dear, are you all today was the inspiration for dressing a church program? Where are they proud breasts, which opčinjavaš? Waist no longer have? And other curves? Why are you hiding in the sack? And what you’re doing with this beige and greyish colors – to kamufliraš ?! You blend with the wall that no one sees? The world will not collapse if you add a little red, do have nicer color than this? At least on the lips. It’s like watching a black and white photo. Phew, I’m going for a walk, do not wait for me to handle.
For God’s sake, is this a woman or a hedgehog? Hands like sandpaper! One nail “wrong”, the rest of the paint peeled! Hair like a reed! Hello! And where are these mighty preparations with tv commercials (as you already call it)? And what are the rugs on you? That gives you the creeps! The world will not collapse if you wear something silky, swaying. The only justification is that to save not put fabric softener. Only! And not a little perfume would not hurt. Bar samples in magazines free.
I think I found the time travelers. And we proudly says he has found his own style and does not want to change it. Wearing the same hairstyle since high school. When I found an old picture with a driver’s license, I got a chill, man! Has not changed! Imagine that next to you every day in the same clothes and the same “style”, forever and ever! Whoa!
Leather jacket, 10 minđušica on each ear and looking where to put the next piercing! In the eyes of black shadow, a purple mouth! Oooo, and black nails! From head to toe in the same tone. If we were not at a funeral? I would not be at all surprised if they pulled from her purse a rod or whip. As Dracula’s cousin. And now when I look at – what was at me like this girl? Better to look for holy water and garlic.
Sorry, my dear, are we going to go out like normal people or you’ll really go at it? So how do you put on it, as if it were all the clothes burned in the fire! Is that all you have left – jacket and torn shorts? Would not lost that little … upristojiš. Not looking for anything expensive, know what kind of times we live in, but something that will stand out figure … in a good way. Not like this right now. Everyone is turning to you, but in wonder!
Tell me you are kept at work, so I have not had time to change your clothes. Probably not wash your hair. See, dear. Out of courtesy I say: ‘Never mind, it is important that you came. “And while we’re talking about, rather than look into your eyes, I stare in your oily hair. And when you look down … a little worn bra straps protrude from blouses. Looked down a little more, I would not engross bad thoughts … what’s that? Mud on the heels? Eee my dolls …
Okay, I’m a man and as a woman you must know better … But tell me, please, whether this purse goes with these boots on your feet? And the combination – pink floral tights and blue-black striped sweater? Am I to tell you ?! He does not see itself? Or do you think I’m so blinded by your charm, since I’m always polite and telling you only the good things, but I do not see yours … “failures”. On the one hand, you tell me how to appreciate the taste of a good man, and the other like a circus parade itself. So is that normal?
What is this? Are we to watch “Little House on the Prairie”? Dressed as a little girl, skirt with flowers, bobby pin in her hair, as if he is 10 years old. Instead handbags, wears a backpack deterrent in the form of sheep, and we’re proud of me says that is identical bought my niece (who goes in first grade!). A little more and will need to show an ID card when buying alcohol. And after wonders why he does not call on the phone. Because I do not want to pose as your guardians, honey, that’s why! Dressed as a woman, and we’ll talk.
When I saw her, I experienced a shock. Rhinestones on your nails, eyelashes rhinestones, sequins all over his face. You should have warned me to bring sunglasses! I’m blinded. Not to mention that I can not touch either side of silnh “decorations”. There is also a “winged” – feather scarf, whoever Christmas tree. Only her missing lights that turn on and off. And all this for a trip to the café. What will they only do when we go out somewhere at night ?!
She came to the meeting in a plaid shirt, the vibrant and pretty open, under which she wore a T-shirt with some prints, a down – high boots. As a Canadian lumberjack who go for a beer after work. Shock! My dear, I told you to wear as a bridesmaid at the wedding, but when you show up somewhere at least be fussy, feminine, polite. I do not want to go out with šenaestogodišnjakinjom.
I hope to have built-in GPS, because I’m going to lose one this big world. For God’s sake, are they wearing uniforms? All the same, as well as a bottle of water on the shelf in the supermarket. Behind’d hardly recognized in the crowd. Maybe I could from the front, if it is not too dark. Excuse me, but do not you show some inspiration and originality in their dressing? I still know how to tell me how things currently are not modern, and therefore, does not wear. What I noticed is that fashion dictated by smart women, but what is it with you?
I was scared when I saw her. I agree that we should highlight its beauty, but she’s gone too far! Cleavage of “statues”, too, half-naked legs, 5 layers on eyelashes mascara, huge earrings and unruly hair. Do not know which side simply walk up to her and get her. Afraid you do not keep her hair in hand! So how can one adapt to this?